Devil:
Do not accuse me of being a character and breaking my faith to the Ugandan people by love of the Queen. It is true, I hate the British very much. But the Queen is Scottish, descended from Mary Queen of Scots. The Scots are like Ugandans, and must resist Imperialism. If only the Queen would lead Scotland and…

I am not a supporter of this musician. His sounds are too loud and discourage listening. I think he is singing only to hear his own voice.

Then come and meet the winner.

Terrible!

Do you not know me, Mr. Sheltie?

You do me a disservice, Lobsters. Are you a coward?

I enjoy Lobsters very much. When I was at Buckingham Palace, my good friend the Queen took a Lobster with her own hand and put it in my mouth. Also the mouth of my child, and my wife, Faye, before she was killed by the abortionist. These are excellent memories for me. When I was in Tel Aviv, visiting Golda Meir,…

I too love you. If you were a woman, I would marry you. Despite your gray hairs.

I would play the neighbor. But then, as you know, Laverne and Shirley cannot be about Idi Amin!

If you remember the Seventies, then you weren't in Uganda!

Had the Israeli terrorists not destroyed my test M.I.G.s. at Entebbe there would be no Mike Meyers today.

I approve of Yaphet Kotto as a man and a very skilled actor. Mr. Whitaker, while a good actor, is far too sleepy to pretend to be me. You can call me at three or four in the morning if you know how and you will find me wide awake. I often deal with ministry problems at these hours. Your Dirty Dozen was also a fine…

You may call me General Amin. If we were in the Army and in the field fighting, then you could call me Idi. But since you are a civilian, and anyway, I outrank you please regard the formality.

This young lady is a liar. I am enraged.

Thank you. Mr. Sheltie. I will take your good advice.

This is lyrics?

Thank You, Mr. Young
It is amazing that an old man like Mr. Young can still make the rhythms that make the young people dance. Having a young wife, I can appreciate this.