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Pauline Kale
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A*S SH** *O** *****LE

A*S SH** *O** *****LE

I really think they should have gone with a 30-second spot of just a still of the blurred-out naked Krysten Ritter during the Super Bowl. Bigger ratings than the M*A*S*H finale.

I really think they should have gone with a 30-second spot of just a still of the blurred-out naked Krysten Ritter during the Super Bowl. Bigger ratings than the M*A*S*H finale.

HBO

HBO

Yeah, because I am gonna be licking that counter.

Yeah, because I am gonna be licking that counter.

Never go full perv.

Never go full perv.

FUCK YOU, YOU CAR WASH CUNT!

FUCK YOU, YOU CAR WASH CUNT!

Don't google "Happy Endings", whatever you do, PTC.

Don't google "Happy Endings", whatever you do, PTC.

It's my talent. And also my curse.

It's my talent. And also my curse.

and the middle is "…over which hole I want to be fucked in, the vagina or the asshole…"

and the middle is "…over which hole I want to be fucked in, the vagina or the asshole…"