I have vertigo, so it looks like regular nudity.

I have vertigo, so it looks like regular nudity.

I find it comical, profanity-wise, that a show basically gets away with saying "Fuck" by taking away the "uh" sound.

I find it comical, profanity-wise, that a show basically gets away with saying "Fuck" by taking away the "uh" sound.

I'll allow you 8-bit Samus Aran in a bikini.

I'll allow you 8-bit Samus Aran in a bikini.

Mine would be Boof from Teen Wolf.

Mine would be Boof from Teen Wolf.

I had to beat off three other guys!

I had to beat off three other guys!

Erik Adams understands Jerry Nelson on a deeper level than you.

Erik Adams understands Jerry Nelson on a deeper level than you.

If a Kermit is flying upside down, World War 3 has begun.

If a Kermit is flying upside down, World War 3 has begun.

God, I had a traumatic experience at Sesame Street Live. My dad bought a program and I ended up dropping it or something at my seat, maybe. I believe we were seating on some kind of bleacher setup, and the program fell in between the cracks, and it was gone, and I probably went ballistic. My dad had to buy me a new…

God, I had a traumatic experience at Sesame Street Live. My dad bought a program and I ended up dropping it or something at my seat, maybe. I believe we were seating on some kind of bleacher setup, and the program fell in between the cracks, and it was gone, and I probably went ballistic. My dad had to buy me a new…

Don't worry. I'm sure plenty of kids were scared of numbers.

Don't worry. I'm sure plenty of kids were scared of numbers.

Don't suck no CancerAIDs blood now.

Don't suck no CancerAIDs blood now.