"The Passion of the Christ." Totally gives away the ending though.

But my posts are so much smarter and more interesting, because I took

Check out my new seafood cooking webcam…

The Parts that Were Left Out of the Kennedy Book! (quick, someone film them)

I Wore Some Harryhausen Once
It was itchy.

Randy at XKCD is creaming his shorts about now.

Abortions for Some
Miniature American flags for others!

Speaking of '80s Young Adult Remakes
What of the new "St. Elmo's Fire" TV show, Mr. O'Neal?

"Oh my God, it's Jackie Chan!" "Oh my God, it's Jackie Chan!"

Evan,

Let me ruin it for you. She dies.

He's been "spat on and shat on and raped and abused."

I'd tax all foreigners living abroad.

Of Course He Knows…
about the transitory nature of life. He spent "Seven Years in Tibet."

The Shack is Back…
and black!