I haven't read the comments yet, and I only skimmed the article so I'm gonna show my reckless disregard for the rules and post my recs here:

The only thing that stops a bad sodomite with a gun is a good sodomite with a gun!

Human wasteboard.

Some people think America from New York to LA is flyover country. HipsterDBag thinks everything outside of New York is flyover country.

Excuse me, but it's Kimiko-tan. This is a very important detail!

THAT'S THE JOKE

No crusades means no Crusader Kings II! Totally worth it!

I'll watch it if it's a dark and gritty reboot. Judas runs a brothel and Peter is a drug addict.

My grandma complains about "the coloreds".

Yeah, I'm pretty sure the Hot Topic demographic is about the furthest removed from hipsterdom you can get in the U.S.

Well, I sure haven't!

When I was young, we smited trolls with our Hammers of Judgement +1.

It's the "Paul is dead" of our generation!

But who can treat my cancerAIDS?

I found this little thing:

Where's the love for Vikings? Is the AV Club bankrolled by the Jarl?

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The trailer for Happiness hilariously misrepresents the content and tone of the movie.

Lil Wayne is a Reptilian! Wake up, sheeple!

Do I have to join the Junior Anti-Sex League?