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I enjoyed the 4-player co-op games such as Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and The Simpsons. Probably because I always got owned going up against any arcade rats in fighting games.

Can someone define "hipster" for me?

All 3 are readily available in the Twin Cities.

No. There were no winged beasts in Max Payne.

Jason Statham sucks.

Tenchu for PS1 is in my Top 5 Video Games of all time. It baffles me how they slowly fucked up such a good thing.

I've had Last Exit on my list since it came out, but never got around to it.
Picked up this album via eMusic and was pretty disappointed.

You guys are now recycling spoilers.

But which madman actually impregnated the nun? Now that would be a Jerry Springer worth watching.

Was the first Godfather worth playing? It got a lot of hype but seemed to be roundly panned by critics and gamers alike.

Why on earth would she want to clean up? Gaining notoriety from debacles is her m.o. Sober Winehouse = Boring Winehouse.

He meant Ernest and J…!!

Fuck yes. I just read that as well.

I would watch it if it was Jean Grey (who is smart).

Did someone say Burger Time?

It appears that you not only own Street Fighter IV, but an overabundance of ellipses.

Did someone say Burger Time? Holy fuck, that game is addicting. I don't think your 5-year-old is faking it.

I own a 360, but my only loyalties are to video games as a whole. If they put out a good game for the PS3 then, hey, that's great.

If I had a nickel every time Tracy Morgan's shark tank set his apartment ablaze…

I concur.