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Mike Ditka?

That's just how Welsh people look.

Both Groot and most Hulk formes are friggin' geniuses. I would certainly watch them debate on the subject of ontological empiricism.

I love how people say that like it's going to make me judge them less.

His last name is Diesel.

Anna Kendrick wants to play Squirrel Girl!

Hulk is strongest there is.

The Boy in the Striped Pyjamas got made. And won awards. The Film Community loves the Holocaust.

Fell Over; Sank into the Swamp; Burned Down; Burned Down, Fell Over, THEN Sank into the Swamp; IRS seizure; Lindsay Lohan

I've been following Dau for years now, and honestly, I'd be more excited for a documentary about the making of Dau than the actual film.

You'd be surprised. They don't really report on that stuff, though.

Whew. That's some broad spectrum hatred right there.

Mon Cal and Quarren?

Sadly, a quick Google search for "Lando Calrissian sex tape" turned up nothing actually starring Lando Calrissian.

The sort of person who subscribes to these sorts of beliefs are not especially noted for their drive nor their determination. The genetic lottery is all they have.

The Jubba Bird is a Force-sensitive reptavian native to Dagobah. As animals, they don't really get paid or belong to a union.

*looks over his shoulder*

Then you should watch Krull.

Now, now, let's not body shame. They have plenty of reprehensible beliefs and behaviors we can shame them for.

I approve of this boycott. It's nice to go to the movies and know you're not sharing a theater with racist scum.