My ideal Google doesn't search for things I didn't tell it to because it assumes I'm too stupid to spell my search terms correctly. Will this new Google do that, Google Asshole? WILL it?

This article and the Elena Pseudonymous article the other day are the entirety of the AV Club's Book coverage in 2016.

Was it a first edition? Because you can get almost 750 bucks for one.

Amplexus isn't as much fun as it looks.

Like on The Simpsons.

He's gotta be a better detective than he is a pastor.

You knew that. Don't play dumb.

My Disqus account never logs me out spontaneously.

Only CSI and Damages were done in the last decade, and nobody gives a shit about Damages.

SOMEONE FUCKING EXPLAIN TO ME WHY THE AV CLUB CAN'T KEEP ME FUCKING LOGGED IN.

I'm only talking about the lead actor making about 60% of a secondary actor's salary. I think almost everyone on this list could divide their weekly salary by about a hundred and still live very comfortable lives.

Oh, so that's what we're basing salaries on now?

Barring this, what's Danson done in the last decade?

Frozen. Zootopia.

It should be.

SHE'S THE FUCKING MAIN CHARACTER OF THE SHOW.

Veronica Mars? House of Lies? Two blow-the-doors-off blockbuster films?

Six. She has six money.

So, except for whoever Lyon kids is, these people make more money for a, let's be generous, week's worth of work than I make in almost two years.

Is it Saint Swithun's Day already?