I would have been impressed if the aliens only invaded nations on their individual independence days. Hungary's is March 15th.

On the bright side, this is one female comedian he won't force to watch him masturbate.

Tom Cruise is the same age as Johnny Depp.

She was great as Candace on Phineas and Ferb.

Thanks Obama!

Season 9, "The Last Temptation of Krust", production code 5F10.

Death threats. Pay attention.

Okay, somebody dub this kid's routine over some Luan Loud footage.

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Classic The Simpsons episode, "Mr Plow", production code 9F07.

Statue of Liberty, Eiffel Tower, Big Ben, the fucking Capitol Records building, and The Empire State Building that I can remember from the original. I know they hit the Burj Khalifa and the London Eye (a fucking ferris wheel) in the new one.

Oh, for crying out loud.
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Hillary Flint-ton.

The city guards keep shooting young elves with their crossbows and pulling over elves for riding their horses while elvish and the dungeons are disproportionately full of elves, but Shrek's mother-in-law keeps posting Minions memes about how she supports the city guards on MagicMirrorBook.

Did the space realpolitik at least make sense?

I like that they lampshade the aliens destroy national monuments thing in the movie, but that just makes me wonder why they prefer to destroy national monuments instead of infrastructure or military targets.

Dreamworks is behind the new Voltron on Netflix, and that's pretty good.

That's a fair assessment.

The baseball player?

I actually stopped watching Falling Skies before the other aliens showed up.