I think it's a little suspicious that they know without asking how promiscuous my girlfriend when I was 21 was.

I tried to upvote this, and my modem started creaking mysteriously.

I had a looong day at work, and I'm home for two hours to eat and shower before I go back in to make my overnight deliveries. Things keep breaking! (Also, people keep breaking and I have to fill in for them…but, hey, more hours).

Your Mom influenced Rick and Morty. Awwwww snap.

Rob Lowe and Fred Savage are a 10/10 Compatible Match.

History will never be the same!

Djokovic. Bank on it. ;-)

Retro Edition:

It's so beautiful outside right now. I almost wish I could drag my desktop outside. (Or just sleep in the driveway =-P).

Everybody stop talking about Narwhal! He's coming to the chat!

FWIW, Carroll was impressively quick to take the hit for the Super Bowl call, saying it was because the Patriots only had 3 DBs on the field.

http://avclubcommunity.chat…

I LOLed

Good lord, Stephanie. You pervert.

Who exactly is the "they" in this scenario, Gussie? ;-)

He is getting off waaaaaaaaaaaaay too easy.

Sounds like an '80s soft rock ballad.

Leave the pictures in an unmarked manilla envelope at the US/Canada border under a rock by mile marker 1128!

Full disclosure: I'm picturing this right now as Xander doing the Snoopy Dance and Willow laughing gleefully.

Awesome. I want to say we need video, but maybe the imagination cannot be topped in this case.