He does keep a white sheet handy.

So my local theater is one of those "every seat is a plush recliner" affairs, and I am almost afraid it will wreck the atmosphere of a horror movie. But I'm still going to go see this.

"They're bringing drugs. They're bringing crime. They're rapists and some I assume are good people," Trump said. "But I speak to border guards and they tell us what we're getting. It only makes common sense. They're sending us not the right people."

I don't really think "too career focused" is the mark of the man child.

I think there is a difference between an individual person and the government flying the flag in question—personally, I don't care what Cooter endorses, but I do care about the state giving the appearance that they endorse the idea of the Confederacy. It kinda makes it hard right off the top to live up to even the…

I was 15 that year. Took driver's ed (in Kansas, you could get your permit at 14) and I was literally the only person in my whole class who didn't already completely know how to drive.

I think I watched about the first 5 or so seasons of this, and it's pretty much the reason I really can't take Drake seriously.