Somehow, after reading that the live-action Fullmetal Alchemist is casting Japanese actors, I'm okay with a white Light.

To be fair, even the original creators wanted to end it before those two were added, but the publisher didn't agree with that ending.

TL note: Keikaku means plan.

Did you really expect Oscar voters to bother watching the whole slate of animated nominees?

CK's bit was pretty shitty too, though.

I think it's more of a Polanski shot.

"some notion that Adam was sitting at the dawn of creation with a pen writing everything down."

Star Trek: Revenge of the Nerds?

In the butt.

Fuck, my music player's on shuffle and this song actually came up while reading the review.

Jughead's asexual, though.

The CW is going back to its roots: soapy teen drama with none of that kiddie superhero comic book stuff.

Aren't butch lesbians a fairly hackneyed character type by now?

Which reminds me of Charles and Rudy, freelance hitmen. Certainly gun-toting, but not all that traditionally masculine.

I… dammit.

Except Disney just made Gravity Falls and Star Vs. and Nick's doing everything from Steven Universe to revivals of PPG and Samurai Jack.

I like you too much to say "fuck you!" to this post.

Swedish chef says "Bork?".

Why does everyone seem to hate this guy? Did he rape a kid when I wasn't looking?

Haggis is basically a pudding of sheep organs made inside a stomach.