I dunno how people can stand putting things on their eyeballs every morning, so, uh, glasses for me.

My new job starts tomorrow. Hooray for paychecks!

For being a realm of wish-fulfillment shows, anime has a surprising lack of fat nerds to cosplay as.

And what if you're asexual? Do you go to Red Lobster and wait until they kick you out because you don't really want to order anything on the menu?

I remember the guy whose feet died because of Krispy Kreme donuts.

I gave up when Hannibal plunged up its own ass in the beginning of season 3.

Ewwwwwwww.

That episode always struck me as something a fedora atheist would write.

Captain Jack returns to TV!

Temba, his legs open.

Crewman Lecter has already been dishonorably discharged.

This is starting to sound watchable.

I… I think I might actually watch this now. I'm not sure if I'm a fan of the edgy-for-edgy's-sake source material, but they keep casting people I like in this thing.

Agent Carter got season 2, but they killed him off fairly quick, so I guess they avoided invoking his curse.

And it's movie star Robbie Amell, fresh off his career-launching The DUFF! I bet he's glad he left The Flash now!

Hey, it's that guy from that other thing Glen Morgan wrote!

Consider it like a golem that's fulfilled its command: it's not going to do anything else and its creator has no intention of giving it new orders.

Or you could let him know that Adult Swim puts the episodes on their website and not be a twat.

Those two statements are not mutually exclusive.

One more week and then it's over.