I called him Meat Damon during Fargo, but I was just trying to make the joke flow better.

But Fat Damon was already pretty great on Fargo.

Star Vs. was pretty entertaining.

Even worse, he actually bulked up too much after The Machinist: when Batman Begins was going to start, Bale went and dropped 20 pounds.

Nah, the joke was that Sledge started shooting at the guy's feet until he edged his way back through a window to avoid getting shot.

https://youtu.be/LfwoHqJWzTs

Just gonna pre-emptively post this since it appears relevant: https://xkcd.com/1480/

Do you really need to be a jackass about it?

"In other news, the armed rabble is still camping out in a Federal building…"

I'm not sure I support your position on crystal meth - that looks fragile and unable to support you.

"Maybe that's what hell is, the entire rest of eternity spent in fucking Bruges."

Shit, today I realized that Kevin Reilly is probably the inspiration for Episodes' Castor Sotto.

I irrationally dislike Pilou Asbæk for taking over a Japanese person's role in Ghost in the Shell, but hey, threesome!

This is the first time in a while that I've been content with a team named the Cardinals winning.

So was Alias. It was about a spy.

Welp, guess I'm scheduling a rewatch of this after I watch the Cornetto Trilogy (loved the first two, never seen World's End).

What is dad may never die, and Tim Allen is the daddest dad of them all, with 13 seasons of dadding experience.

Also, so much Borderlands 2. My gaming group, thanks to this long weekend, appears to have enough time to go on the final attack against Handsome Jack on Monday. I've never been one for RPGs because I'm not a huge fan of math while trying to slay monsters, but BL2 is a goofy, over-the-top shooter that simplifies the…

I figured I'd watch an episode or two of Noragami this morning and ended up burning through the whole first season. The final mini-arc is a bit of a letdown after all the snappy and well-paced world- and character-building, but I really couldn't ask for more from a show that feels to me like Ryohgo Narita wrote a…

I would've given an arm and a leg to see it with Matt Smith in the star role, but that's apparently done and gone.