Charles Keating: The World's Greatest Detective!

"You've got to remember that these are just simple suburbanites. These are people of the subdivisions. The common clay of the new South. You know…morons."

He can finally rest easy on that big pile of sweet, sweet Cecil Day-Lewis poetry royalties.

Jared Kushner is also stalked by an unstoppable sex monster?

The analogous character in the UK series (Tim Stamper) had a breaking point. It didn't end well for him

I believe Hobbyflecken is German slang for "semen stains"

He had a small part in All That Jazz, too.

He presided over Riz Ahmed's murder trial.

Good to know they're focusing on the important things (and I say this as a Republican).

How dare you doubt the future of comedy on television?

an unlimited engagement in the corners of high-school drama-club parties where no one is making out

"Do I look like H. G. Wells to you, motherfucker?!"

I'll start the monkey brains a-fryin'!

It's a shout-out to Reversal of Fortune: https://www.youtube.com/wat…

And (late to the party on this, I know) isn't Jewish.

But is the rabbi in A Serious Man Rabbit Nachtner?

That's Lord Haden-Guest, prole!

It's fun to take pictures of the George Washington statue by the Wabash Avenue Bridge with Trump Tower looming in the background.

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"Shame!"