The Quaaludes scene alone was worth the price of admission.

The A.V. Club

My va-jay-jay is painin'!

I think Chris Columbus is The Wrong Man for this project.

It adds up, like the way the abortive scam in Office Space was supposed to work.

This kid doesn't look like an Abe. Abes come in two forms:

JTT turned into Ed Begley, Jr., so gradually I didn't even notice.

Winsor McCay and Gertie, bitches!

Or maybe she just really likes David Paymer and felt so sorry for what his character goes through that she blotted it from her mind.

Now I want to see Werner Herzog take a crack at it!

I think I've only seen portions of the Matthau version, but now I can't see the name Duffy without imagining him bellowing it over the phone.

"They have no wine."

I called my grandma last week, and she happened to be watching It's a Mad…World. She didn't think much of it, asking, "Why would an actor like Spencer Tracy waste his time on something like this?"

MCCLOUD!

Daniel Day-Lewis won his first Oscar the same year Denzel won his, and he's already racked up another two since then, so it's not impossible.

Garfield and Friends Minus Garfield

My wife, Eleanor!

The transgender chapter in Andrew Solomon's Far from the Tree did a really good job of explaining things. It certainly changed the way I view transgendered people, anyway.

Had Ted McGinley guested?

I always think of Klaus Kinski yelling, "Lickspittle! Bureaucrat!" in his Doctor Zhivago cameo.