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The A.V. Club

I forget where I heard/read it, but someone once said that law students should be required to watch that scene.

"We all sound like Maurice Chevalier! Oh-ho-ho!"

His parents were big Elisha Cook, Jr., fans.

Cut up "Pa-Pa-Oom-Mow-Mow"!

And the "Have you no sense of decency?" guy from the Army-McCarthy hearings (Joseph Welch) as the judge.

*Judge Reinhold stares at his phone and rubs his hands together*

Michael Gambon might be a good fit, but he's probably not a big enough name.

"ugly attractive"

You don't fuck with Will Vinton.

But they looked so festive at the opening ceremony!

Well, there was that one thing….

He stood on a block of ice, put the noose around his neck, and waited for the ice to melt.

Jeeeeaaaaaaaahhhh!

"My wife is a slut."

What can you say about a 92-year-old man who died?

Brothers don't shake hands - brothers gotta hug!

Ethan Coen needs to come up with a more creative alias if he's going to go slumming like this.

The Hunk of the Blaskervilles, by Arfur Cronan Dangus