Speaking of the Hall of Presidents, how bizarre will it be if Trump is elected, especially now that, starting with Bill Clinton, they have the current president say a little something?

When it comes to Oscar nominees, I'd go with Hugo. I didn't see it until after the ceremony, so maybe my expectations were too high, but I didn't see what was so special about it. (I remember actually liking Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close better *dodges hurled pitchfork* but that's probably because my…

Is that the wallpaper Oscar Wilde was talking about when he died?

Mr. Feeny provided commentary, if I remember right.

Back when I was a page at my hometown library, we got an anonymous donation through the return slot of two gay-centered mysteries (I think) that were based in Washington, Government Gay and Federal F-g (seriously). There were put on the Friends' sale cart, but they were there for a looooong time before they…

"When Cameron was in Egypt's land, let my Cameron go."

I thought it was folding chairs.

Jesus saves; Moses invests.

"Elvis Aron Presley has left the building."

Was Clear History released in theaters, though? I thought it was made for HBO.

To their credit, they at least omitted Damsels in Distress.

I liked it better you than you apparently did, but seeing Force Majeure on this list confused me.

I remember a Sesame Street book from my childhood in which the characters - don't recall who - were visiting the beach, and there was a snack kiosk called "Custard's Last Stand".

Far, far off the list, as it should be.

The Life Aquatic was the first Anderson movie I remember seeing, and I loved it, so the same things that made it weak for you make it a good intro for newbies.

Maybe the German convent was up by Denmark, and the Italian convent was in the toe of the boot. But yeah, I thought it was an odd way of putting it, too.

If that didn't appear in the A.V. Club, the writers and editors here should hang their heads in shame.

Turtle, turtle!

You're Jean Valjean.

Professor Plum, in the hall, with the candlestick.