Sounds a lot like my band teacher. To his credit, though, he got rid of the marching band years before I was in high school, although we still had to perform in pep band in the bleachers at home games, which is a pain in the ass when you 1) play the bassoon and 2) don't give a shit about football

Let's also not forget that, over a shot of the police state in Warrior of the Lost World, one of them made the crack, "If George [H. W.] Bush had been reelected." Funny is funny, ideology be damned.

"No, I will not call you 'Little Buddy'."

*Bill de Blasio steps up to podium in front of City Hall*

Keep the change, you filthy animal!

It's a plot to make us demand Spot.IM.

Will Bond be played by Tom Hanks or Mark Rylance?

"Their treasure wasn't gold - it was 'Great Job, Internet!' 'Great Job, Internet!' was their treasure!"

That's not right! What's wrong with you?!

Disneyland does have a monorail: https://disneyland.disney.g…

My wife, Eleanor!

You'll have to make do with Greg Gutfeld.

How much better would Clinton Eastwood's movies be?

Too late!

It's 2016! They're all dead!

Fun fact: A very young Christopher Walken played the King of France in the original Broadway production of The Lion in Winter. (The part Timothy Dalton played in the movie.)

Damned if I know why Act III of Waiting for Godot is always cut from productions, too.

First life peerages, and now this?!

A sequel is already under development: Lemon Party.

I'll save my money for the Equus special edition.