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Abbies Dad
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Jack Reacher: Port of Call New Orleans

I'm unsettled by that comma at the end of the headline.

"Ukraine is game to you?"

Tossed out a window and eaten by dogs, last I heard.

"My wife is a slut!"

YES!

Even then, though, they're Otisburg in Pixar's grand scheme.

It was on Comedy Central a lot.

"Hell's bells, Trudy!"

Was she having buzzer trouble? At one point, she was holding it funny and using the palm of her other hand to ring in.

Moral: You do not cross Jerry Maren.

Max Wright's not dead…yet.

Hey, I've seen Penny Dreadful!

Abbie's Mom and I went to Disney World for our honeymoon, and afterward we agreed not to take any kids until they're beyond the stroller stage. Way too much hassle otherwise, and they probably won't appreciate/remember it, anyway.

Or your ashes will be scattered at the Haunted Mansion.

Now there is a pumpkin pie hair-cutted freak!

"To clarify, last weeks episode she had sex with him, not knowing he was Dracula, right?"

I'm surprised we haven't had any follow-up with Balfour (Jekyll's original guinea pig). Surely Frankenstein's treatment didn't cure him completely in the long run - what would be the fun in that?

Yes - that's why she went to kill him.