"I await Theo James getting on the Efron train of pandering/desperation."

My wife, Eleanor!

My wife, Eleanor!

Abbie's Mom likes both Woody Allen and Larry David, but she turned off Whatever Works before the halfway point.

Germany, right?

I prefer his early, funny ones.

He's got the Innsmouth party bosses in his pocket.

Kasich: The Night Stalker

You're getting married Election Day?

Striking?

Even Lawrences Started Small

I was at the concert, but I got distracted by a most entertaining Marmaduke.

KFC has already received a tsunami of pro-Gottfried e-mails.

Emojis, bitches!

*Cousin Ang lurks in the shadows, waiting for the opportunity to pounce on remake rights, to feature a cameo by Uncle Stan*

They sort of did, but since you couldn't show him onscreen, it focused on his uncle, played by Anthony Quinn.

With Gilbert Gottfried as Herod the Great!

That's because Jesus never went sledding.

Life of Brian?

Starring Meryl Streep as Colin Firth and Hugh Grant as Geoffrey Rush.