Marooned, a.k.a. Space Travelers, the only MST3K movie to win an Oscar.

"Don't miss the next thrilling issue: Chifferobe of Death!"

Ebert gave Tommy a decent (three-star) review, which includes the following and has stuck with me for some reason: "Russell correctly doesn't give a damn about the material he started with, greatest art work of the century or not, and he just goes ahead and gives us one glorious excess after another."

Clearly, someone never read Andy Capp.

"Stay out of Riverdale, Romish scum!"

I remember an issue where they went on missionary trips around the world (Africa and China, if memory serves).

"The power of Big Ethel compels you!"

So no more Hunger Games books?

"It's not her duty to care for her mother. I love my mother and would do anything for her, but my mother would never want me to give up on my dreams and keep her company until she dies."

Rope: The human eye doesn't work that way!

I think you mean Marlene Dietrich.

Barry Lyndonovich

First they came for the anteaters, but I said nothing because I am not an anteater….

Assuming the cops find the notebook Taylor left behind in the dance studio, his chances of successfully arguing accident or self-defense aren't going to be great.

I pine for the days when Leonard Pierce could be mentioned in the same sentence as Edward R. Murrow, David Brinkley, and Walter Cronkite.

The sirens close in on Taylor and Ann, but Megan Fox and Ben McKenzie are on Kimmel tonight!

"OJ's house is now Kato's home."

I hope it includes the part where he disguises himself as a WHO official and must kill his blackmailer with a candlestick.

"Life begins at 70."

Don't you mean his "dancing eyes and bubbly bon vivant personality"?