Sigh..
Oh good. Jacob's Ladder again.

I don't know about your cat, but giving mine the ability to time travel would pretty much ruin civilization for the rest of us.

I'm regular Stormy.

"the complexities of shooting a drug-related drama on location in Mexico."

TARTIS
Young Red Gorilla once made himself a toy TARTIS out of tinker toys.

Humiliation comedy
Hey Zach - I'm with you on almost every example you mention. I couldn't stand 5 minutes of "Meet the Parents" and I find "Curb Your Enthusiasm" dreadful.

I'd have to go with ..
.. The Lord of the Rings.

WOW. An awful romance novelist compares himself to Hemingway and puts down Cormac McCarthy?

Wait .. what was the big surprise at the end of Wizards?

And I like the Rankin-Bass explanation for what happened to Hobbits after the end of the Third Age (they merge with normal humans) better than Tolkien's (they go into hiding and eventually die off).

Damn it how did I miss the Pink Floyd story and comments?

"No one goes bankrupt or loses their home paying for routine medical expenses in America, either."

Ohhh.. I always thought that song was called "Love Snatch".

Jesus Chris, GhaleonQ, recognize hyperbole when you see it, will ya?

What? That has nothing to do with any of this. The Christian Right hated that movie. They protested it at practically every theater.

I figured there would have to be a 5th Element thread here somewhere. Ok it's not Citizen Kane or whatever, but still a cool scifi movie and more than a little bit stylish and funny. Ridiculous to single that one out vs. all the other shit out there.

This one is easy
.. Avoid any and all Christian-right movies, music, books, whatever. Everything from Kirk Cameron to Creed to Mel Gibson Jesus-snuff films.

Jacob's Ladder ..!

Not sure about this one..

Got to go with Angel Eyes, or maybe Geoffrey Rush's character from the first "Pirates of the Caribbean" movie.