She'll always be "Files & Records" to me.

Dammit, I can't figure out if hiding the banana in a Paunch burger as a thrice-weekly nutritional supplement makes sense or not.

Good Lord you people are a wee bit harsh, don't ya think?  Go watch an episode of 'Two and a Half Men' (doesn't matter which one) and then re-watch this and you'll give it a goddamn A+.

Three things:
1) “Feel this.”
“Oh please, can I?”
I don’t know why, but that may be my favorite Peter-response-to-Walter of the entire series thus far.
2)   Domesticated badgers?  Two please.
3)  I still marvel at how every damn actor on this show makes me believe that I’m seeing two different people play their Earth 1 and…

Not gay, just lazy and kind of a prick.  Plus, it's not like this creepy, isolated motel will manage itself.  Geez, you sound just like my mother.  MOTHER!

"Turns out, we had a lot of axes to grind…"
"…And a hybrid, so there was virtually no stopping us."

I have an embarrassingly low credit score, no damn money and I'm a trivia machine thanks to an extraordinary public school education.  I AM THE 12.7%!!!

"You can't just throw Hangover monkeys at the problem."

The total failure to deliver on the promise of Sofia at the pool made my pecker do the sad slide whistle noise.

The way I made sense of it was that Veronica's dad was the type of guy who would want his daughter dating a cop….particularly in light of her other options.
And yeah, I'm now of the opinion that Max Greenfield is a pretty damn good actor.

I still can't believe Schmidt and Leo are the same person.

Tight-writing five!

My fantasy set-list now includes Melissa Rauch pointing a finger-gun at me and making "pew pew" sounds.

"He's got a mean way of being happy." - Al Swearengen

I appreciated the symbolism of CeCe's ass imprint in the sand; it reminds us of life's impermanence…how time's tides will eventually sweep away whatever accomplishments seem so vitally important during our brief stint upon this earth and how in the grand cosmic scheme, our joys and heartaches, victories and defeats,…

Am I wearing a hat?

You know that writing game that you play in 10th grade English?  The whole class writes a story line by line; you write a sentence and then pass the paper to the next person and they write the next sentence and so on, but each person can only read the sentence that was written right before their turn.  That's how I…

Yeah, this formula has got to go.  As for the philosophical question at the heart of the episode, Battlestar Galactica ("Crossroads Pt. II") did it right with the trial of Baltar.

I demand a remake of "Lolita" with Dalia in the title role and Schmidt as Humbert Humbert.

It's like FX is choking me….hard.  But in the best possible way.