So…the sub is an idiot and the judge is an asshole. Got it.

I've never seen Glee but I think Gustin could be fine in some other role. He's not the Flash, though. Not by a long shot.

I haven't watched Say Anything since the first time I watched it on VHS. I had just been dumped and it hit me like a ton of bricks. Fuck that movie.

Is it bad that I like this show even though I think the romantic leads are both really bad at acting?

Rizzo is only believable to me if played by a 38 year old Broadway actress.

I had the DJ play this song at my wedding reception.

The first time I took my allowance money to the record store I got 45's by Barry Manilow (Weekend in New England) and the Village People (Macho Man). I'm old. (And straight, I swear!).

Typed the guy named BonerTime…

This sucks. I hate needless re-designs. No one was complaining.

I loved Flirt. It tells the same story in three different settings with three different casts. Fascinating.

Part of me wishes NBC would just go ahead and cancel Parks and Community so I can stop watching their stupid network completely, once and for all.

Cheap Trick. That is all.

Not to sound like a troll but I'm SO glad I gave up on this series after 2 episodes. Usually when I do that, I regret it. Not this time…

We are such a nation of pussies it makes me sick. With all the myriad reasons to be pissed off in today's world, that people are drawing their lines in the sand at this is mind-boggling to me. The reason we are no longer the greatest country on the planet is that far too many of us spend all of our time being either…

Excellent point! By all means, make your pro-gun statements in the defense of an insane murderer. Well played!

Can we please just kill off all of the shifters and werewolves? Pretty please? They haven't done anything remotely interesting in….ever. Sigh.

This review sounds like it would make a good film. Too bad that isn't even close to what I just watched.

I hate Ron Livingston. He was in Swingers and Office Space. Two movies that must've been hella fun to shoot. He's married to Rosemarie DeWitt, who I adore. And he gets to have pretend sex with Gretchen Mol. Sigh. (Actually, I have pretend sex with Gretchem Mol all the time too.)

I don't have the time or patience to read 3174 Reasonable Discussions so I'll take the chance that I'm the only one who completely missed that Abed and Troy were Calvin and Hobbes. Went. Right. Over. My. Head. Color me embarrassed.

You know what I love? When conservatives go on a rant explaining what liberals think and believe, even though they don't have the first clue what actual liberals think and believe. On second that, I really freaking hate that. Which is why I don't watch Fox News.