Can I just say that I adore the fact that you reviewed this movie without ONE mention of Kristen Stewart. Well played.

Can I just say that I adore the fact that you reviewed this movie without ONE mention of Kristen Stewart. Well played.

Oooooh. I remember now. Sure, that counts.

Oooooh. I remember now. Sure, that counts.

She doesn't have to. The point is that she knows how to put it on the screen, being a filmmaker and not a Seal.

She doesn't have to. The point is that she knows how to put it on the screen, being a filmmaker and not a Seal.

Huh? All I remember is Ahnuld and the Mexican chick riding away in a helicopter.

Huh? All I remember is Ahnuld and the Mexican chick riding away in a helicopter.

Very few movies reduce to a blubbering mess. The ending of Longtime Companion definitely fit the bill. I almost teared up now watching the clip.

Very few movies reduce to a blubbering mess. The ending of Longtime Companion definitely fit the bill. I almost teared up now watching the clip.

Thank you for this list! I feel vindicated knowing that others hated Falling Down and Chasing Amy as much as I did. And Life is Beautiful is the worst freaking movie I've EVER seen. I'm in total agreement there. I haven't watched an Oscar telecast since that mugging idiot made a fool out of himself for that wretched…

Thank you for this list! I feel vindicated knowing that others hated Falling Down and Chasing Amy as much as I did. And Life is Beautiful is the worst freaking movie I've EVER seen. I'm in total agreement there. I haven't watched an Oscar telecast since that mugging idiot made a fool out of himself for that wretched…

Am I the only one that thinks Cheap Trick deserves induction more than half the acts on this list? If so, I'll shut up. No I won't.

Am I the only one that thinks Cheap Trick deserves induction more than half the acts on this list? If so, I'll shut up. No I won't.

OMG. I lived in Oakland when Henderson played there. He was the biggest douchebag I've EVER seen in professional sports (minus guys that actually murdered and stuff). And that's saying a LOT. He signed a contract at the end of 89 or 90 that made him the first $3 million/year player. By the time spring training rolled…

OMG. I lived in Oakland when Henderson played there. He was the biggest douchebag I've EVER seen in professional sports (minus guys that actually murdered and stuff). And that's saying a LOT. He signed a contract at the end of 89 or 90 that made him the first $3 million/year player. By the time spring training rolled…

"Oh my God! Walt is…Heisenberg!" … kerplunk

"Oh my God! Walt is…Heisenberg!" … kerplunk

That's the greatest thing I've ever read. I want to gay marry you.

That's the greatest thing I've ever read. I want to gay marry you.