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You're thinking of the opposite movie.

The opening scene in Buzzard. Ho-lee shit.

One from this year I really liked…

Excuse me, is this the pseudo-critical superlative thread? Because I have one:

Thin Pat.

I hated Blurred Lines when I first heard it because it sounded like date rape, but then I remembered that I like Prince.

You're entitled to that opinion, just know that you're wrong.

Ice cream is better with a cherry on top, but I'm not giving the cherry credit for the ice cream.

"Brainless" sounds like hyperbole for "popcorn flick." I don't want Argo to win either, but I don't understand why that means we have to condescend to it instead.

Yeah, eat a dick for trying to sustain a small business, Maron. Eat that dick like you paid nine bucks a year for it.