maybe they will wake up after a hard night of drinking and find themselves all ravenously addicted to heroin! there's a movie id go see.

Rachel Weisz's pubic hair, why don't we talk anymore?

i actually took the theme of Antichrist to be male intervention on female intensity to be the root of all evil.  I saw the Gainvilles character as the victim of Davoes hideously ethical overstepping.

well, this was certainly a rewarding article. maybe next time, the staff can tell us about funny scenes that made them laugh so hard they literally shit their pants.

it's excellent, which makes its utter dependance on shaky cam so much more unbearable.   tho, it does deliver and finally show you just what the hell is also happening off camera. be damned if you understand tho.  its a great horror film. best in years, i'd say.

id rather breed them together into some kind of lobster like creature.

Bender Bending Rodriguez?

im betting you bend absolutely every conversation you have with anyone towards how appalled you are at peoples seeming lack of identical faith to your own.

it's the only tale worth telling, apparently. everything else has happened and we're bored.

you havent seen Evidence yet. it has category 4.  Zombies propigated by 3 legged gorilla mutants with lobster faces.

id like to remind you that in at most 130 years, everyone who is currently sucking oxygen will be dead.

The environment was like "fuck this shit, im outta here, dickbags!"

SPOILER!!!!

YEAH!! NGHHAHAHAHA NGHHAHAHAH SNORT!! DICKWADS!!

you had this whole post hot-keyed just waiting to bust it out at any mention of the end of the world, admit it you crazy monkey.

i know, right? especially Anders getting stucking blow-job orgasm mode forever.

if i were Jeff Probst, i prolly would have poisened Colten off-screen too.

MOUNTAIN DEW IS THE BEST SODA EVER MADE!

i wonder if we'll get to see the first time Adama gets drunk and pukes all over himself.

YOU'RE HELPING THE TERRORISTS!!