*smokes*
All my hard work and I still get replaced by a sexy twenty-something. I suppose this is what happens to all great men.

*smokes*
Really? Is that your interpretation? You are so far off I'm embarrassed for the lot of you. Let me guess, you still think Deep Throat is dead.

*smokes*
I'm pretty sure it was Oswald.

*smokes*
My greatest work.

*smokes*
*smokes*

*smokes*

All according the plan
*smokes*

Quit the AV Club, come work for me. I can make your problems go away.

*pushes colonization date forward*

* reminisces about how he started smoking death sticks after he framed Jacen for Mara Jade's death*

*smokes*

*smokes*
You're welcome.

*smokes*