The ideal copper for batshit lunacy would be Unnamed Ex-Con or as we like to call him, "Lucas Hood", from Banshee. 

Morrissey: Musical Legend or Twat?

Morrissey: Musical Legend or Twat?

Bryan Cranston, Jack McGee, Jonathan Banks, G W Bailey should be considered for both RED and The Expendables.

Bryan Cranston, Jack McGee, Jonathan Banks, G W Bailey should be considered for both RED and The Expendables.

You know that Drew Carey killed a guy once and paid to cover it up…
http://www.theonion.com/art…

Why couldn't Ice Cube do a full 90 minute documentary instead of this nonsense??