I used to fish, until one screamed at me. Freaked me way the hell out.

Our generation's one great injustice is the inability to empty your rifle into that damn Duck Hunt dog.

Marmots are Nature's jesters. Pika are the real scourge!

And the correct spelling of my name is Bam. Thanks for playing.

Quijibo: A fat, balding North American ape with no chin.

OK, so what do you think has the Tea Partiers all up in arms? TARP was started during the Bush administration. The public option is gone from the health care bill. We're still fighting two wars, Gitmo's still open, Don't Ask Don't Tell hasn't been repealed and the warrantless wiretapping program has actually been…

Explain how? OK, see if you can follow me here: There are a lot of racist, bigoted assholes in this country who don't want to see a black president. There are also a lot of right-wing politicians who seek to return to or retain power, and they see these aforementioned assholes as a perfect constituency to court in…

Look in your heart, theacrir. You will find the answer.

@Robuttnik: That would be Jesus With Amnesia's debut album

I believe the Mythbusters already disproved that toast myth, and by extension, the Devil.

Ditto here, at a Scott Pilgrim showing in Denver.

I thought Flanders was the Devil.

They ain't screaming 'nagger' at those rallies.

OK, so you pander to your constituency's racism in order to get elected. I don't see how that's any better.

You want substantiation, GQ? Take a good look at the Teabaggers waving signs of Obama as a witch doctor. Listen to Rush Limbaugh sing Barack The Magic Negro. Check out Palin's Facebook rants against "International Jewry." Paint your white ass brown & walk around Arizona without your citizenship papers. That good…

I gots me a fed job and yep—they blocked it here, too.

You are all aquiver with rage today, lobsters. It's cute.

You rang?

Racism may not be confined to the Teabaggers, but damned if it isn't the cornerstone of their entire movement.

Colbert's Better Know A whatever spots are where he really shines. I'm sure they're heavily edited, but they are still comedy gold.