"What kinda song do you want?" "Something hot and spicy!"

Guy kinda looks like he just shit his pants

The writers on this site are now younger than me. I am officially old.

Wasn't ArtPop the name of a Pet Shop Boys album?

Wouldn't it be funny if, like, five guys did the voice of Seymour and completely upended the emotional impact of one of the most heart wrenching television episodes of all time?

wut

Futurama on Comedy Central just isn't as funny as the original run. The first four seasons subverted expectations by taking common phrases or jokes and cleverly twisting the punchlines; now the show just makes everything as outrageous as possible and Fry is a complete idiot.

First thought: "Damn, Joan Jett looks good!"
Second: "Nope."

"I've got the script for Spring Breakers in here somewhere…."

Breaking Wind?

Only 60% of the time, every time.

Nothing says "broadcast journalism" like a jazz flute.

A role created by Bob Dylan and often imitated by musicians including Eric Clapton, Warren Zevon and even Avril Lavigne.

"You see, Steve, in the eyes of the Lord, stealing cars is fine - because Jesus loves Grand Theft Auto."

I JUST WANNA RELAX. I JUST WANNA RELAX. I JUST WANNA RELAX. tippy toe
tippy toe I JUST WANNA RELAX. I JUST WANNA RELAX. I JUST WANNA RELAX. I
JUST WANNA RELAX. I JUST WANNA RELAX. tippy toe tippy toe tippy toe
tippy toe I JUST WANNA RELAX. I JUST WANNA RELAX. I JUST WANNA RELAX. I
JUST WANT TO RELAX

If you watch more than four hours, please consult your doctor.

I still think the album art looks like a puddle of gold feces.

Kes$ha drank her own pi$$

I meant this as a play on Charles Ramsay. It seems the joke was lost to the sprawling winds of San Francisco as they tirelessly swept barren streets, whisped away pieces of discarded trash, and massaged homeless bums.

This guy's a classy chef? What's he doing endorsing McDonald's?