The 47 Conan

The 47 Conan

I BUD MYSELF OFF WHENEVER I SEE SASQUATCH AT THE CHUCKLE HUT.

I BUD MYSELF OFF WHENEVER I SEE SASQUATCH AT THE CHUCKLE HUT.

LJo1, you may rape the bunnies if you like, but it will not significantly affect the flavorlessness of the dish.

LJo1, you may rape the bunnies if you like, but it will not significantly affect the flavorlessness of the dish.

You can, Sporks, just be sure to add 3 ice cubes and an extra pound of cumin.

You can, Sporks, just be sure to add 3 ice cubes and an extra pound of cumin.

BLACKENED CREOLE VEGAN PORK MIASMA
 
Happy Sauce™:
¼ cup pure, undiluted liquid capsaicin (16M Scoville units)
1 tsp black Hawaiian beach sand
¼ - ½ tsp. powdered cardboard (bleached)
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3 adorable, cuddly, fluffy, baby bunny rabbits
½ lb dandelion stems (milked)
38 tsp. white birch sap
1 lb. cumin
4…

BLACKENED CREOLE VEGAN PORK MIASMA
 
Happy Sauce™:
¼ cup pure, undiluted liquid capsaicin (16M Scoville units)
1 tsp black Hawaiian beach sand
¼ - ½ tsp. powdered cardboard (bleached)
—————————————————————————————-
3 adorable, cuddly, fluffy, baby bunny rabbits
½ lb dandelion stems (milked)
38 tsp. white birch sap
1 lb. cumin
4…

While you're waiting you can listen to the Soundtrack featuring Music Inspired By the Denny's Menu Inspired By The Hobbit.

While you're waiting you can listen to the Soundtrack featuring Music Inspired By the Denny's Menu Inspired By The Hobbit.

*considers changing username to Nixon's Dead Ass in memoriam*

*considers changing username to Nixon's Dead Ass in memoriam*

I am enjoying imagining what this post could have been if not filtered by "tasteful restraint".

I am enjoying imagining what this post could have been if not filtered by "tasteful restraint".

What fun!
Say, Craig . . . catch!

What fun!
Say, Craig . . . catch!

Lizz away, Jean-Luc, lizz away.

Lizz away, Jean-Luc, lizz away.