Here's hoping the "film"makers acquiesce to Cage's demand of a $14,999,900 salary.
That way they'll have enough left for a few $5 footlongs and Birdemic-level CGI.

Here's hoping the "film"makers acquiesce to Cage's demand of a $14,999,900 salary.
That way they'll have enough left for a few $5 footlongs and Birdemic-level CGI.

What's the difference?
How can the Center not be in the Middle?

What's the difference?
How can the Center not be in the Middle?

They can shoot them over whatever they like, just don't get any in my hair.

They can shoot them over whatever they like, just don't get any in my hair.

Thursday: The Gentleman's Friday.

Thursday: The Gentleman's Friday.

Tyler Perry's I Can Do Unconvincing All By Myself.

Tyler Perry's I Can Do Unconvincing All By Myself.

Cooking is easy and fun! If I can help just one person be more confident in the kitchen, it will have been worth it.

Cooking is easy and fun! If I can help just one person be more confident in the kitchen, it will have been worth it.

For Mechagodzilla add 2 ice cubes and an extra pound of cumin.

For Mechagodzilla add 2 ice cubes and an extra pound of cumin.

Sugggestion:

Sugggestion:

Sorry, Cheneys. I had my recipe in the wrong place. :(

My favorite color is clear, so it's hard to find clothes in my color. I want one of those coats the replicant stripper wore in Blade Runner. When does that happen? 2017?

My favorite color is clear, so it's hard to find clothes in my color. I want one of those coats the replicant stripper wore in Blade Runner. When does that happen? 2017?

Did you see that ludicrous display last night?