HAW
HAW
HAW
HAW

I have been hungry all morning. Thanks for reminding me I have some saltines in my desk drawer!

I have been hungry all morning. Thanks for reminding me I have some saltines in my desk drawer!

Ah! Measure For Measure. An underrated delight!

Ah! Measure For Measure. An underrated delight!

Eh.
I Ann what I yam.

Eh.
I Ann what I yam.

^^^ Now there is a man out standing in his field. ^^^

^^^ Now there is a man out standing in his field. ^^^

I was going to quit Facebook until I realized I never had an account.
Then I felt superior to all you no-privacy-having wanks.
Then I slapped myself in the face for my suddenly inflated ego.
Then I immediately regretted such a violent overreaction.
Then I cursed myself because I deserved a slap for being a smug douche.
Then…

I was going to quit Facebook until I realized I never had an account.
Then I felt superior to all you no-privacy-having wanks.
Then I slapped myself in the face for my suddenly inflated ego.
Then I immediately regretted such a violent overreaction.
Then I cursed myself because I deserved a slap for being a smug douche.
Then…

I don't think cannibals are allowed to vote.

I don't think cannibals are allowed to vote.

LOL at anyone trying to explain math to GOP.

LOL at anyone trying to explain math to GOP.

Clint, you just been Cleefed.

Clint, you just been Cleefed.

You're out of your element, Wesley.

You're out of your element, Wesley.

I still start every day with a big bowl of Super Colon Blow and am usually dead by noon.