I still start every day with a big bowl of Super Colon Blow and am usually dead by noon.

I know a devout evangelical Christian who told me that morality without God's direction is simply not possible. To which I posited "Then why haven't I killed you yet?"

I know a devout evangelical Christian who told me that morality without God's direction is simply not possible. To which I posited "Then why haven't I killed you yet?"

Can you think of any other profession where dragging your feet to make sure you accomplish as little as possible doesn't get you fired after about ONE SHIFT?

Can you think of any other profession where dragging your feet to make sure you accomplish as little as possible doesn't get you fired after about ONE SHIFT?

Well . . . okay then.

Well . . . okay then.

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Meadow Enthusiast became bored by all the previously lovely rolling fields of various flowers and grasses and wound up standing motionless in the middle of a downtown parking lot until she melted away into nothing.

Meadow Enthusiast became bored by all the previously lovely rolling fields of various flowers and grasses and wound up standing motionless in the middle of a downtown parking lot until she melted away into nothing.

Dear Mr. Lecter,

Dear Mr. Lecter,

These American TV shows . . . always with the puppy licking the face.

These American TV shows . . . always with the puppy licking the face.

NEEEEEERDS!

NEEEEEERDS!

ASS-backward rapper?
stupid-ASS ho?
jiggle-licious ASS?

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TIA

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TIA