Look at that big, buttery moon up there . . .

Wow, I wasn't expecting that, Cap'n D.
I just like saying "fecal swabs".

Wow, I wasn't expecting that, Cap'n D.
I just like saying "fecal swabs".

Two fecal swabs please!
(One for now, one for later)

Two fecal swabs please!
(One for now, one for later)

By the way, did I mention I hates that rabbit?

By the way, did I mention I hates that rabbit?

Now this is the post-modern, apocalyptic attitude I've been looking for.

Now this is the post-modern, apocalyptic attitude I've been looking for.

Groundhogalypse Now

Groundhogalypse Now

Obama bans abortion and watches the GOP spin in place perpetually.
"We agree with him BUT WE MUST DISAGREE WITH HIM!"
They are hooked up to generators, thereby solving our energy problem.

Obama bans abortion and watches the GOP spin in place perpetually.
"We agree with him BUT WE MUST DISAGREE WITH HIM!"
They are hooked up to generators, thereby solving our energy problem.

Sell her door.

Sell her door.

I'm going to side with Pervy Obit on this one, so that gives you a whole nother one to find and kill.

I'm going to side with Pervy Obit on this one, so that gives you a whole nother one to find and kill.

These fuckers can sing.

These fuckers can sing.

Yes, who can forget My Stepmother Is Still An Alien?