Yes, who can forget My Stepmother Is Still An Alien?

Something else big did happen that day. Slayer released God Hates Us All.

Something else big did happen that day. Slayer released God Hates Us All.

Holy crap, I don't even want to imagine what this sounds like.

Holy crap, I don't even want to imagine what this sounds like.

He washed my windshield at a stoplight about three weeks ago, but it was all streaky, so I'm guessing he was a ghost and couldn't grip the rag properly.

He washed my windshield at a stoplight about three weeks ago, but it was all streaky, so I'm guessing he was a ghost and couldn't grip the rag properly.

CRINDY!

CRINDY!

I pitched TLC a show called How To Ensure Your Child Becomes An Entitled, Narcissistic Asshole and they ripped off my idea!

I pitched TLC a show called How To Ensure Your Child Becomes An Entitled, Narcissistic Asshole and they ripped off my idea!

Nice to see some fire in the belly of the Clam this week.

Nice to see some fire in the belly of the Clam this week.

I'd like to think he's chilling in an Egyptian discoteque with Anne Dudley, but that's probably too much to hope for.

I'd like to think he's chilling in an Egyptian discoteque with Anne Dudley, but that's probably too much to hope for.

Beaten like a slave girl during Bacchanalia.

Beaten like a slave girl during Bacchanalia.

A dog cannot change into a cat, sayeth Almighty Jah.
(Sorry, Snoop)

A dog cannot change into a cat, sayeth Almighty Jah.
(Sorry, Snoop)

You are a mean, mean set of lips.