Make a noise like you're choking. Or you can actually choke yourself.

I got hungry and ate that dog. Point out another dog.

I got hungry and ate that dog. Point out another dog.

No one can Escape from adulterous litigation.

No one can Escape from adulterous litigation.

I have invested over 300 hours over the four games in the series — another two for the film won't kill me.

I have invested over 300 hours over the four games in the series — another two for the film won't kill me.

I guess it's time to learn how to climb a tree.

I guess it's time to learn how to climb a tree.

Failed twenty-fourthsies.

Failed twenty-fourthsies.

I had the T-Rex eating a Jesus Fish until I noticed a sharp increase in the number of times I was rear-ended by unapologetic assholes in SUVs (from zero to three). As soon as I removed the dinosaur it never happened again.

I had the T-Rex eating a Jesus Fish until I noticed a sharp increase in the number of times I was rear-ended by unapologetic assholes in SUVs (from zero to three). As soon as I removed the dinosaur it never happened again.

BLOOD WAVE AVERTED

BLOOD WAVE AVERTED

EI8HT

EI8HT

Does Bieber like Hobbutts?

Does Bieber like Hobbutts?

Why don't you go learning yourself?