Why don't you go learning yourself?

Please pass the paper jam for I am making a paperclip and staple sandwich on cardboard. Also, a tall glass of white-out on ice.

Please pass the paper jam for I am making a paperclip and staple sandwich on cardboard. Also, a tall glass of white-out on ice.

Wo-Man,
Whoa, man!

Wo-Man,
Whoa, man!

Here's hoping he'll make them in pairs and not just for the left foot.

Here's hoping he'll make them in pairs and not just for the left foot.

Items of which there can never be only one:
- jowls
- auspices
- the anti-Highlander
- pants
- Lay's

Items of which there can never be only one:
- jowls
- auspices
- the anti-Highlander
- pants
- Lay's

This entire thread is completely jewdicrous.

This entire thread is completely jewdicrous.

"Okay, I'm making enough money."
This attitude right here is why I am more than willing to ejaculate money all over Louis' face forever.

"Okay, I'm making enough money."
This attitude right here is why I am more than willing to ejaculate money all over Louis' face forever.

Can you not say 'bolour' wih a K?

Can you not say 'bolour' wih a K?

Monsters was my most pleasant surprise in recent memory and is up on Netflix Instant right now.

Monsters was my most pleasant surprise in recent memory and is up on Netflix Instant right now.

At Ford's character's trial for the murder of Danny Glover:
Judge: Please be seeded.
Ford: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA . . . . oh.

At Ford's character's trial for the murder of Danny Glover:
Judge: Please be seeded.
Ford: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA . . . . oh.

Pan-seared pea snaps or GTFO.