Holy crap, my first firstie and that's what I do with it?
May I be banned from gazing upon Scarlett's lovely visage for all eternity.

wtf is a noomi rapace lol

No, they're slavers.
They own this guy.

It would be hilarious if Heaven required all its residents to participate in murderous gay orgies as a reward for not doing that stuff on Earth.

*throws tomato*

Styx is playing at a winery near here.
WOULD ANYONE CARE TO GO TO THE SHOW WITH ME?

You're thinking of COMMUNITY.

"Chicagoland" sounds like a government-corruption-themed amusement park.

^^ WARNING: Post may contain high-fructose corn humor ^^

Shucks! Wait 'til you hear about New Braska.

Hello!
My name is Indigo Montoya.
You killed my father.
Prepare to dye.

Shut up, BigNose.

By this time my lungs were aching for air.

One vote for Simon and his Graceland band playing So in its entirety on this tour.

That's funny. You Can Call Me Al makes me want to pick up my fretless bass and practice 10 hours a day.

Jazz schmazz. That's right, I said jazz schmazz.

I've heard rumors that he will be supplying elephant sounds (for atmosphere).

^^ Biutiful ^^

Timothy Olyphant!
No, wait, that was my favorite actor whose surname sounds like a pachyderm.

Look at that big, buttery moon up there . . .