It's not a reference to anything.

Achievement.
Acheeeeeeevement.
ACHEIEIEIVEMENT>

Her best yet, but I may be unduly influenced by a YouTube video in which she claims she loves me.

Enough with the obviating!

"C'mon Edge. Play the blues!"
*Edge plays one-note lick*

This reminds me, I need to buy some Energizer batteries.
LAST LONGER THAN ALL THE REST
OI!

Human Centipede 9 is a 50 minute shot of a blank white wall, then Tom Six enters the frame, says "hello" and leaves. Then 53 more minutes of wall.

Those aren't lies, they're little Bundt cakes!
Comfortable AND delicious.

Just think of it as a Tai-Bo class led by Les Nessman.

^^ This post is THE BALM ^^

Don't you know?
He won't give up until he's Satisfied.

Ditto Terence Trent D'Arby . . . excuse me, I meant Sananda Maitreya.

I don't trust anyone with two last names.

When you someone litigate it.

I have taught my orifices to expect the unexpectorated.

Dammit I was going to reregister as "A Snowball Packed With Glass Shards That Has Been In The Back Of My Freezer For Three Years".

Stock you and/or plank off.

I have other records from '81 and unlike this one, they don't sound like they were recorded in an airplane hangar.

MALICK: Aaaaaaaaaand . . . action!
PENN: I DON"T UNDERSTAND WHY I'M HERE OR WHAT THE HELL I'M DOING!
MALICK: Cut! Print! Excellent work, Sean! Go have a juice box.

When I am stressed, I like to relax in a bathtub full of meat.