More importantly, where is my electric bill?
I JUST HAD IT IN MY HAND

Yes! Deregulate everything and let the free market* decide if the styrofoam stage will collapse in a tornado!

You are a hauxmaux.

I'm all for running a meme into the ground, but would you ask Tom Petty if he will blow Dawes first?

The correct answer is "with a melon".

I'm pretty sure there was no satl in China, but they did discover peppre.

My safe word is apples.

My granny says "Well, the devil's beating his wife" whenever the sun is shining while it's raining.

Three Colors is the Holy Grail.
Well, it's grail-SHAPED anyway.

You big dummeh!

System Of A Clown.

As long as the Lesbian Zombies of Planet Bacon are vegans, I'm in.

The Sherlock Holmes reboot showed us that even an unflappable and erudite intellectual can morph into a wisecracking Bruce Lee, so I am fully expecting the Lone Ranger to be able to turn his opponents into pork tartare just by looking at them.

My hand is now an ear.
YOU HAVE RUINED ME

Cookie, don't come in here!
And cover your ears!

How about being famous and non-wealthy with a scratchy throat and light sniffles?

(skadoosh)

TURTLES ALL THE WAY DOWN

You're in luck, Shore, Becca's getting abstinence-only sex advice from the Palins.

ABBAttoir.