WELL WHERE IS IT

The telephone is ringing. Is that my mother on the phone?

The side project from the Soundgarden bassist would like a quick word with you about what constitues "parental failure".

Where were YOU when "The Moment" happened?
I was sitting right here in front of my computer.
I know, not as exciting as some of YOUR stories, AVC!

You forgot the comma, daveshayne.
*see below for example*

STOP KEITHING ME

What you're looking at, AB, is a Body Snatcher who has identified you as human.

I think I've just been outed as a Body Snatcher.

Why on earth would anyone ever buy a book?
Those things are heavy.
Kindle, bitches!

Classic.

Album: Low End Theory
Track: Check The Rhime
Underappreciated Gem: What?
Laughably Irrelevant: Skypager

I would pay top dollar to see these dudes knock out some Stones covers.

Joey
Jordan
Donnie
Jonathan
Danny (poor Danny)

If you want a reunion badly enough, you'll just have to kill Paul and Ringo, then yourself, and camp out for tickets at Comcast Pavilion In Hell.

The concept has existed as a meme for quite a while, but using Nick Cage in 8MM.

The fact that you're no longer in college is no excuse not to be single, maudlin and drunk NOW.

Yes, but unlike Canadians, God gave us the right to be entertained 24/7.

CHRIS SQUIRE AND JON ANDERSON IN PUBLIC TICKLEFIGHT

Confucious say
If a door can be a jar, then certainly the game can be a foot.

Random adjective + random noun
Came in expecting a review of the new Crystal Castles / Antlers split 7".