The only way this would work is if the part of Ben Affleck was played by John Malkovich.

Betch!

Enough with the consonants
I'm going to name my band VWLLSSNSS.
Either that or EUOUAE (actually a medieval musical term).

There's nothing an agnostic can't do if he really doesn't know whether he believes in anything or not.

Hey! I used to play bass in Douche Quotient.

I, too, want to be on television.

Intercourse……lovely, woody sort of word.

Nice dyslexia gimmikc.

Here are the 700 threadcraps you requested.

Ack! We've been Hodged (TM)!

Ah gahn dhenh uh ehnadenh*

I agree with everyone so far in this thread except me.

A small playlet — open on a record store counter, aaaaaaand . . . ACTION!
Entitled Customer: I bought this CD and I opened it and listened to it but I don't like the music and now I would please like my money back please.

What you got?
Not a lot.

One, two, three, FIVE!

Smit-McPhee will prove you all wrong.

Flat and old.

Thirty twice!

Fast zombies are better than teleporting zombies.

On the Great Circular Railway of Stupidity
is it possible to jump the tracks, speed ahead and lap yourself?
Yes, I now believe it is.