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It's not funny!

YYYYYYYYYYYYY?

Oh, and Shaun Of The Dead.
I'm sorry.

Alien Resurrection

I always giggled like an idiot when Dr. Demento played "My Name Is Larry".

CHERISH IS THE WORD I USE TO DESCRI — IIIIIIIIBE!

^^ What a pleasant turn of events ^^

THE SWORD IN THE STONE

I have read Tollbooth every summer for the last 35 years and I swear I enjoy it more every time.
Also: My favorite word of all time is 'ghlbtsk' from the Word Market scene.

^^ What a pleasant turn of events ^^

This one time I saw an owl that must have been REALLY tired because it was asleep and couldn't keep a grip on its branch and it just keeled over and plummeted toward the ground. Halfway down it woke up and was like WTF?

One would assume you'd reserve those accolades for the new Remington Pro Series Double-Action Vacuum-Assist Self-Cleaning Sheep Shears.

I will give you such a filthing!

Aronofsky actually has plans to travel 600 years into the future, dig up Bale's corpse, bring it back to present day and reanimate it.

In order to believe all you need to do is BELIEVE.

The U.S. Government secrets the Ark away in a big wooden box in a warehouse, so Indiana Jones throws a tantrum, gets drunk, punches Marion in the face and shacks up with a monkey.

Word salad: tossed!

I smell burning eye.

Swept Away 2: The Resweepening

An all-CGI remake of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert with John Goodman in all roles.