And the ex-football star must have a geographical last name, like Ernesto Saskatchewan or Adolphus Manitoba.

BWTOHC, don't ever change…

Humanity as a species would be much happier if we were all that well-lit.

She prefers that you use her full name: Carnival Worker Wilson.

If my last name was Phillips I would totally name my son Wilson.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

His turn in Tropic Thunder was liquid.

Expert Pick
Dick's dick over Palin's cadidacy in seven games.

Come together with the RN. It really is something other than else!

Don't you people know which Earth you're on? This is Earth C.
On Earth B, the Vietnam War happened in the 50's.
On Earth A, Vietnam was abandoned in the late 19th century to an invading army of penguin-porcupine hybrids and there is no such thing as money.

Being nice to people is a liberal vice!

Which Doobie you be?

I don't know if I'd "go mad", but I certainly would be upset at the person holding a gun to my head, FORCING me to watch sitcom reruns all day.

will.i.aames

Walter Winchell is dead today and having a lovely cup of tea with me in my sitting room.

No way this happened. She's totally laying.

Plaza should get the lead in a live-action Daria.

You think YOU'RE not going to see it?
Wait 'til you see ME not see it!

'the blades' = 'the cat's pyjamas'

'the razor' = 'the bee's knees'