^^ May you never figure out the three shells ^^

Why isn't there a show called The Kill Pile?
I would watch the shit out of that.

A hyphen 's all that was required: Kevinspace-y.
i.e. of, about, relating to or resembling Kevinspace, which is like outerspace except, you know, more Kevin-y.

RAW BLOW

Not even remotely possible without invasive surgery.

Oh my God, you're boring her….
…AND THEN YOU'RE GOING TO BORE ME!!!!

You did NOT just shoot that nail at me!

Apparently he can change channels on the left TV by wiggling his left hand, on the right TV by wiggling his right hand, and on the center TV by GETTIN JIGGY WIT IT.

I giggle like an idiot all the way through everytime I watch this.

What I don't understand is why evil Mario only has the first letter of his name turned upside-down instead of the whole name. Ideas?

At the end of the series finale, he admits he's a really kind and compassionate man and was just funnin' everyone all along. Then they all hug and cry. Then House and Wilson start making out. Then House's office explodes. Then he wakes up and he's actually Cuddy.

Watch Seasons 1-3, then switch to Blackadder reruns.

No, they did 'Fried Egg'.
Totally different song.

The ad agency that misspells 'anyone' does not deserve the Miracle Whip account.

I'm sorry but
"Storm Thorgerson' is simply NOT the name of an 'art director'.

The only problem with this song is that the male singer's delivery sounds really forced, as if his natural singing style isn't very "country" and he has to ram those affectations through.

Crusher, do you not realize that if you don't register, there's no way for you to revisit —- nay, dive headlong into the immeasurable depths of all your previous witticisms and soak for eternity in their everlasting glory?

The Smooth-Foreheaded Garrett Dillahunt.

Meaningful interpersonal relationships — how do they work?

When you walk out the door, try to go left right left right.