His music isn't bad, but that face is eminently punchable.

One can be simultaneously fraught AND laden?
STOP ASSAULTING MY FRAGILE WORLDVIEW, AVC!

I see no evidence of emotional maturity as he still refuses to get a haircut befitting an adult male.

40+ years of virulent STDs clinging to every surface.

Only the purest evil deigns to masquerade as pure goodness.
YOUR MOVE, MULLETHEAD.

Hey Quemore, what is the host country for the World Cup in 2022?

9/11 NEVAR FORGET

Here are the 700 hobo spider names you requested.

What, gluttony is no longer one of the se7en?

May you be roasted alive on a spit made of your own spine.

I HOPE U DIE AND GO STR8 TO HECK

What are Bieber fans complaining about?
Every Best New Artist winner celebrates their victory, then proceeds to vanish from the face of the earth.

Esperanza is a strong-willed thing, so expect plenty of indignant back-sassing.

Every successive iteration requires an outrageous stunt that outdoes anything in the preceding film.

Die Hard 5: Old Man Yells At Cloud

As long as it wasn't forcible rape everything is OK.

Juste add an 'e' on the ende of a few wordes and be donne withe it.

What a senseless waste of human life.

You are all overdue for a spiritual flensing.

haikus are lame-ass
dispose of thy quill and ink
lest I stab at thee