Excuse me, do you have any Failed Groupon?

DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING

GH, I cannot take you seriously if you are not:

May Ugg trod upon you at an odd, gravity-defying angle.

Never has a herpes yelled so loudly!

Rain On A Plain
Rain On A Plain 2: Mainly In Spain

It's a ___________ thing, you wouldn't understand.

YES! I want you to be a toilet.

Git L Dun!

CONTAINER of milk, dumbass.
http://www.youtube.com/watc…

Leighton and Minka.
Doesn't anyone name their kids anything normal anymore?
It'd be great if the next generation of super-entitled sproutlings were named Esther, Gertrude and Phyllis.

Yes, but WHERE IS THE LOIE?

It also had the line "hotels hate your guts," which is memorable for being the only honest statement ever made in the history of advertising.

4 out of 5 commercials are now about men and women in monogamous relationships who cannot stand each other.

Where can I get me a cable hat?

Franco goes to YALE, O'Neal, so it is sure to be a sonnet.

Man, I really love this guy's voice.
I could listen to him read Jenny McCarthy's name out of a phone book.

I smell burning eye.

Until now, I didn't know 'diarrhea' could be a verb.

Lofa bread,
Bottla milk,
Sticka butta.